It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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