I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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