I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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