Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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