How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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