I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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