this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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