Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
