You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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