All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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