Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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