So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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