oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
