My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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