if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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