I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I lost the right to judge tonight
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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