This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
