You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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