He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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