I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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