god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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