I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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