Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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