You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You're like the curious george of whores
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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