Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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