Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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