People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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