i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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