Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
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the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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