im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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