My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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