I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
its liver damage thursday
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