sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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