I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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