Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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