Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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