just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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