i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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