Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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