He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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