I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My vagina just clenched in fear
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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