New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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