drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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