So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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