I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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