if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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