I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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