He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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