she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I AM VODKA MAN
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dick very happy bro
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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