This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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