just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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