one two three fourrrrnication!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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