Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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