I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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