I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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