whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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